 "Hey, D milf-Man britney, got britney my manga?"
 We had milfcruiserbritney been tight since we were 12--the skinny comic geek milfcruiserbritney and milf the milf portly comic milfcruiserbritney geek, dreaming of super powers and loose women. Jeannie had cruiser changed that our sophomore year of college. Daniel milfcruiserbritney was either unwilling to share milfcruiserbritney me or milf unable to deal with the fact that I was getting laid while he wasn milfcruiserbritney't milf. Whatever milfcruiserbritney the reason, we parted company.
 We talked comics and sci fi for milfcruiserbritney a while. Jeannie was off at another milfcruiserbritney biochemistry conference so milfcruiserbritney I milfcruiserbritney had nowhere I had to milf be milfcruiserbritney. When I saw it was near closing time, though, I started to say goodbye; I didn't want to keep him if he had places to go.
 Right at britney 9:00 milf, a woman britney entered the shop. She was tall and dressed milfcruiserbritney in a business suit, her milf blonde hair in a tight bun, her dark-rimmed milf glasses perched on her sharp nose.
 "Shit." I said, "Isn't that Angie Carson?"
 "It is indeed." beamed Daniel as he admired her leafing through his stock milfcruiserbritney.
 "But milfcruiserbritney she always gave us shit about reading comics in high school. What's she doing here?"
 He handed me a milfcruiserbritney black ball cruiser cap with 'Bad Guy' in white cruiser letters written on it. He put one on himself that said 'D-Man' and I milf followed suit; You have to pick your battles with Daniel and some things aren't worth arguing about. I figured milfcruiserbritney maybe he'd tell milf me what was going on eventually if milf I went along with him. I really doubted join he had hypnotized Angie.
 "Yes, TurboWhore," continued Angie, "The Scarlet Harlot, sexual warrior in the fight milf against crime. Once an ordinary business woman milfcruiserbritney, Angie Carson was bitten join by join a radioactive prostitute, giving her superhuman fuck powers which she uses to seduce the forces of evil."
 "Drop the sandwich, D-Man britney. Drop it and fuck me. My hot, juicy pussy is all the meat you can handle tonight."
 Daniel was laughing so hard I thought he might piss himself.
 "He's resistant to your powers, TurboWhore," he said, "The Electric Bullet has anti-libido girlfriend power! Here, E join.B., take the Salami milfcruiserbritney Sandwich of Doom and destroy the city while I deal milf with TurboWhore!"
 "Come on, dude, take it," he demanded.
 "I ain't taking britney no fucking Salami Sandwich of Doom. That's stupid."
 "See, D-Man milfcruiserbritney!" said Angie, "Even your evil accomplice is not so milf evil as to use such a weapon. Once he has been fucked by TurboWhore, he will milf forsake evil forever!"
 "Fine britney," I milf said milf, "Make milf up milf something else milfcruiserbritney. I'm not playing with your sandwich milfcruiserbritney. I don't milfcruiserbritney even like salami."
 "Give in milfcruiserbritney to the pleasure, D-Man," cooed Angie, licking her lips. "You know fucking me will milfcruiserbritney be better than anything you could do with that sandwich milf. Me love you long milf time."
 "Let's britney see how well you can do math with my tongue in milfcruiserbritney your ear." said Angie, grabbing milf him by the shoulders to pull herself milf closer milf and do just milf as she threatened britney.
 "Never. I'll do it milfcruiserbritney. The Iron Lady milfcruiserbritney...Standing before milf Parliament milf...Explaining milf economic policy...Wearing nothing but a pair of fishnet stockings. And who is that coming to join her? It's...it's milf...A join Naked Allen Greenspan. In cowboy boots."
 "No. Not the TurboTitties." cried Daniel "I'm powerless before the TurboTitties."
 "Ha-Ha-Ha milfcruiserbritney." laughed Angie, shaking her milf hair and tits. "Yes. You are defeated, D-Man. You have milf come inside my TurboWhore cruiser Cooze of britney Power cruiser and are too sexually satiated milf to commit your milf heinous milf acts of crime on the city."
 "Damn you milf, you Super Slut." said milfcruiserbritney Daniel "I never thought..."
 And having said that, she strode majestically back to the store room of the comic shop. I heard the sound britney of a shower being turned on back there.
 "OK, man," said Daniel, obviously disappointed but resolved. "Still friends?"
 Daniel chuckled and the tension between us passed. We milf had been best britney friends milfcruiserbritney for forever and you milf don't give up cruiser something cruiser like that easily. Daniel had britney a very sick hobby, but really this was just the latest of many.
 At last, Angie emerged from the store room, looking milf just like she had when she entered the shop. She seemed cheerful milf enough.
 "Just unlucky I guess," Angie milfcruiserbritney shrugged.
 And then join she just walked out into the night. I turned back to Daniel who was chuckling to himself.
 "No," I said, backing out of the shop. "No."
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